The First Day of the Rest of My Blog

I know what you're thinking: "...it's about dang time that Michael took some time out of his busy schedule to create a blog so that him and his family can spend more time as the center of attention." Just keeding! What you're really thinking is: "...the title of this entry sounds familiar." Trust me, though, it doesn't. You've never heard those nine words put together in that way before. Ever. Trust me.

Actually, I thought that I would use this as the title of my first entry as sort of a shoutout to my lil' sis in the 941. Since I'm obviously ripping her idea to keep a blog, I thought I might as well rip her title as well. Remember Shellby, imitation is the legalest form of larceny. No, wait, that's not right. It should be: imitation is the most legal form of larceny. I don't know, either way. I mean, hey, what do I look like, a lawyer? So what if my grammar sucks, sue me! (Get it? Lawyer, sue me, hahaha! Plenty more where that came from.)

There will be some major differences between that Potato McNugget blog and this one. (Let the blog smack begin.) First of all, I definitely won't be able to post as frequently, because, frankly who has that much time? Second of all, not nearly as many pictures of Tate. Third of all, much funnier. Much, much funnier. I have a buttload of vision for this blog, so just go with it. (Paraphrased School of Rock quote, for those not in the know.)